eye broccoli
n. An unattractive person.

Example Citations:
The result was not always happy, it seems, as Wilson's Kimmie as well as Marika (Lauren Ash) and Helen-Alice (Liza Lapira) face insults and snobbery such as being called “eye broccoli.”
—Liane Bonin Starr, “Press Tour: Rebel Wilson tackles 'eye broccoli' on 'Super Fun Night',” HitFix, August 4, 2013

I'm remembering some of the eye broccoli I ended up with when I was unattached. We re talking serious horse-beasts.
—Ross O'Carroll-Kelly, “Ross O'Carroll-Kelly” (login required), The Irish Times, February 23, 2013

Earliest Citation:
Of course, it is possible that the apparent foreverness of marriage made her figure you were stuck with her, so why spend all the extra time hot-oiling and blow-drying? You wanted eye candy? Too bad. You get eye broccoli.
—Amy Alkon, “Can't Get There From Hair,” The Athens News, July 9, 2009

Notes:
This unattractive insult is the physical antithesis of eye candy, a phrase that first starting appearing in print in the mid-1980s.

Speaking of candy, for no good reason that I can come up with, I would like to take this opportunity to salute the person who first described bacon as "the candy of meat."

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