n. A newspaper delivered physically and so more slowly compared to online news; the print edition of a newspaper. Also: snail-paper.

Example Citations:
It's 2013. The screens are winning adherents left and right. Print newspapers are turning into "snailpapers" that arrive at our doorsteps with news that is 12 hours late.
—Dan Bloom, "Scissors, Paper, Screen: The Future of Reading," TeleRead, June 8, 2013

April 7 is International Snailpapers Day, celebrating hard-copy media.
—Bruce Spotleson, "Every day is a celebration," Las Vegas Sun, February 11, 2013

Earliest Citation:
Those of us reading your snail-paper version of the BtB column this Sunday got a jolt when we turned from the front page of Style to the jump page 3.
—"Chatological Humor," The Washington Post, January 11, 2005

Many thanks to Dan Bloom for passing along this word, which is a play on snail mail: letters, bills, and other mail delivered physically and therefore much more slowly than e-mail. Slightly surprisingly, snail mail entered the language as far back as 1982 (h/t OED):

Someone else may have answered this for you by now (our Unix-Wizard mail is slower than snail mail these days) but I'll give it a shot.
—Bill Lee, "Reply to: yacc wizardry sought," net.unix-wizards, June 2, 1982

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