voice novel
(VOYS naw.vul) n. An extremely long voice mail message.

Example Citation:
At first, many of these acronyms and neologisms (such as webmonkey and GIF jockey) were used by non-tech types to show off their knowledge of high-tech's burgeoning subculture. It was fun to know the meaning of SGML and refer to lengthy phone messages as voice novels.
—Jimmy Guterman, "Wired Words," Chicago Tribune, March 11, 1998

Earliest Citation:
Voice novel — A voice mail message that goes on forever.
—"Random access," The Houston Chronicle, June 22, 1997

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