n. An unattractive person.
2013
The result was not always happy, it seems, as Wilson's Kimmie as well as Marika (Lauren Ash) and Helen-Alice (Liza Lapira) face insults and snobbery such as being called "eye broccoli."
2013
I'm remembering some of the eye broccoli I ended up with when I was unattached. We re talking serious horse-beasts.
2009 (earliest)
Of course, it is possible that the apparent foreverness of marriage made her figure you were stuck with her, so why spend all the extra time hot-oiling and blow-drying? You wanted eye candy? Too bad. You get eye broccoli.
This unattractive insult is the physical antithesis of eye candy, a phrase that first starting appearing in print in the mid-1980s.
Speaking of candy, for no reason other than whimsy, I would like to take this opportunity to salute the person who first described bacon as "the candy of meat."
Speaking of candy, for no reason other than whimsy, I would like to take this opportunity to salute the person who first described bacon as "the candy of meat."