You will not encounter such niceties as good grammar, spelling or literary style. Knowles' site is written in Internetese, a sort of stream-of-consciousness ranting in which emphasis is provided by writing in all-capitals, and where one exclamation point is never enough.

Last week's report on the kiddyporn E-mail spam (Internetese for unwanted mass junk mailing) which was sent, unsolicited, to thousands of Canadians, drew this thoughtful response from reader, Tom Saask.

A gopher is Internetese for a computer data base that can be searched for specific information.